Posted on March 25th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.”"Fair enough. From now on I’ll make my own,” he replied.A few weeks later he had to go
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