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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.Their mother seeing the opportunity for a moral lesson, said, "If...
A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I've become a new man. But I have and old nature...
Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said. "And, I have decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now...
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A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness when he stopped and said, “Your honor, a juror is asleep.”The Judge ruled, “You put him to sleep; YOU wake him up.” Read in...
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has $75...
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches...
Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the...
Funny Joke 01 Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love. Funny Joke 02 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to...
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