Posted on November 30th, 2008 in
Blonde Jokes,
Gambling Jokes
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table for gamblers.
A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
The blonde says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier gambling when I’m bottomless.”
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice on the craps table while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!”
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the craps dealers. “YES! I WIN! I WIN!”
With that the blonde picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves the casino.
The casino dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll anyway?”
The other answers, “I don’t know, I thought YOU were watching!”
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god guys are so weird is that all they think about
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