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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.""Thank you very much for the call sir," replied the dispatcher.The next day, FBI agents sneak up...
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says...
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says...
A man has a dog called Mace, which he keeps in the house all the time, because all it does is eat grass.He also has a favorite tool, his wrench, which he uses all the...
To the unitiated, the workshop can be an intimidating place, full of tools you may not know what to do with. To help, here's a helpful explanation of more common tools and their uses. E-Z OUT...
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!""Silence in the court!" the judge...
Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to...
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Funny Law 1 Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Funny Law 2 Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub,...
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