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"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.""Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two...
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be...
Funny Medical Chart Notes 1 Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. Funny Medical Chart Notes 2 Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. Funny Medical Chart Notes...
16. The skin was moist and dry.17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.20. Rectal examination...
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and...
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.- On the second day, the knee was better, and then...
- The skin was moist and dry.- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.- Patient was alert and unresponsive.- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.- Rectal examination...
Dec. 31Edward,I thought I said NO MORE BIRDS. This morning I woke up to find no more than seven swans, all trying to get into our tiny goldfish pond. I'd rather not think what's happened...
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought...
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer...
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