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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have...
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home...
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief wedding ceremony in front of the congregation. For the...
A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has...
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains."My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."I know...
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast,...
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding...
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister...
- It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.- They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and...
When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea...
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