Posted on February 4th, 2009 in
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Barack Obama Jokes
Obama Joke 01
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Obama Joke 02
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Obama Joke 03
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Obama Joke 04
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
I’ve been reading the various Obama joke pages online and have to say they generally aren’t very good! If you’ve thought of a funny Obama joke please post it as a comment.
Also see Black Jokes One Liners and Nigger Jokes for similar types of politically incorrect jokes.
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186 responses to Obama Jokes
On Tuesday Obama announced to the press that coupons for a free KFC Grilled Chicken dinner would be available on his website.
The giveaway was an overwhelming success.
In fact, worthless Niggers received $30 billion in chicken dinners provided by taxing (robbing) the white man.
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Washington DC officials said a chickenhouse farm fire claimed the lives of 22,000 chickens that were set to go to market Wednesday…Obama is expected to announce the 99 cent Blackened Chicken Sandwich at KFC shortly.
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Subhuman nigger savages!!!
Fetch the fuckin’ rope!
Old ladies just wanna get around town,
they don’t want to sit next to something brown,
You’re vile, disgusting, revolting and black
so keep walking nigger
and get in the back
Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us
That stupid fucking chimp Rosa Parks was a cunt, that brain-damaged monkey tried to sit in the front,
she forgot that she was from an inferior class,
If she was here now i’d kick her primate ass
Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us
You stupid fucking ugly nigger piece of shit,
You’d better find yourself another place to sit,
When you get on the bus you’d better walk by,
‘Cause if you sit in the front you’re gonna die.
Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us
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Obama is a politician…and politician is just a fancy way of saying liar. Secondly all the coons that call whites racist…umm you people are just as bad..kind of like the pot calling the kettle black now isn’t it ?
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What do Michelle Obama and KFC have in common ? ?
After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.
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Michelle asked Barack when they laid down in bed to have sex, should we be erotic, or kinky tonight ?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
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Osama Bin Laden speaking to Obama:
Barack, “If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster.
What would you have?”
2 ft. of my cock in your nigger ass.
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Q. Why did the school Obama’s daughters attend alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? ? ?
A. They only had one camel.
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Q: HOW DO YOU IMPREGNATE MICHELLE OBAMA ? ?
A: CUM ON HER SHOES AND LET THE FLIES DO THE REST ! !
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hahahaha this is the best thing i ever reaaad!!!
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Why was the secret service on high alert on Valentines day ?? They found the monkey Michelle jamming a bananna in Baracks 2-hole in a tree.
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How do you kill a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his workboots.
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What should Obama have done in his State of the Union address?
Rapped the song “I See No Changes” by Tupac
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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHELLE OBAMA’S VAGINA AND A SACK OF MONKEY SHIT ? ?
A: YOU COULD EAT THE BAG OF MONKEY SHIT IF YOU HAD TO.
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WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY TO KILL A STUPID NIGGER?
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Take away his chicken, his watermelon, his grape Kool-Aid® and his ho’!
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I’m black and Obama is an embarrassment to ANYONE with an IQ over 100! (BTW: Mine is 142)
ANYONE who didn’t properly research Obama prior to voting for him, as well as those who did their research and still voted for him, should be sent to the firing squad and executed! The United States of America is overstocked with such morons!
This country needs a law that restricts morons from voting because they are the reason that our once great country isn’t great any more!
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It’s refreshing to see a black person that knows what he is talking about!
You tell it like it is! Keep it up and maybe we have a chance to take this country back!
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I KNEW 1 OUT OF 100 WAS A GOOD HUMAN BEING !
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Q: WHAT IS THE NEW TERM FOR NIGGER RIGGED ? ?
A: PRESIDENTIAL SOLUTION.
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gayist shit ive ever read im white those white jokes diddent affend me at all they were the stupidest jokes ive ever read 10 minutes ill never get back.
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Conor Moran,
If you are going to leave comments on websites, please learn how to spell and how to use proper grammar.
By leaving comments such as the one you did, you show your total and complete lack of intelligence and common sense!
Owen
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What do you get when you cross Obama with a monkey?
What do you mean, “cross”?
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The obama daughters were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran across their path.
“That’s what they call us!” said one of the nappy headed girls….
“You mean,” asked the other niglet, “that’s a motherfucker?”
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ok racist jokes are funny. taking them too seriously isn’t. calling black people niggers and bitches isn’t funny either. the point is for this stuff to be funny, don’t ruin it by calling people names for no apparent reasons. to everyone: stop being so gosh darn ignorant! just enjoy the jokes and move on!!
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JOE please eat a bar of IRISH SPRING your stupid mouth is a complete sewer
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Obama walks into a bar and is greeted by the bartender ‘hey ya stupid nigger, what can I get you ?’ Obama says ‘excuse me ?’ the bartender then hands him a grape kool-aid. Offended, Obama says do you know who I am ? ? the bartender says Yep and blasts him in the head with his .44. The USA is saved, & the bartender is honored each year with a national holiday, the day after MLK day – white bedsheets & burning crosses for everyone ! !
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why did michael jackson make a new line of michael jackson toys.
so kids could play with him for a change
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ALL YALL WHITE BITCHES CAN GO TO HELL! ITS A BLACK PRESIDENT AND ALL YALL JUST MADE CUZ YALL GOTTA BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO HIM! BUT HEY DONT BE MAD CUZ YALL PROLLY VOTED FOR HIM TO.
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Hey Shaniqua or Shanenee, or whatever your african bush name is, take the bone out of your nose and go back to school (in Africa). Or at least shave your fur and start walking upright stupid spook bitch
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you must smell funny huh
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He is not black, he is mixed 50/50, even if he don’t want to admit it!
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shanekka ur the dumbest nigger bitch ive ever heard of
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Fuck u Shaneeka u nigger fuckin bitch,the only reason he got elected was b/c he is half white. Gettin mad b/c of a joke you dumb nigger bitch,i aint bowin down to no motherfucker,nigger or white.
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for u dumb ass black bitcH… WE DONT HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO NO DUMB ASS COTTN PICKIN SKUNK FUCKIN NIGGER….LAST I RECALL YOUR ANCESTORS GOT WHIPPED HUNG BURNED LYNCHED PICKED COTTON AND
OWNED BY WHITE PEOPLE…..I ANIT GOT TO LISTEN TO SOME DUMB OL COON DESTROYIN AMERICA….OH WAIT WE ALREADY ARE FUKD B.C NASTY ASS COONS LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY….WANNA TALK SHIT COME GET SUM ILL SHOW U HOW ITS DONE IN THIS LITTLE GRLS HOMETOWN YOU WOULDNT LAST A .001 SECONDS…YALLL WANNA COONS WANNA FIGHT IN PACKS BUT REAL PPL FIGHT ONE ON ONE…YALL FIGHT WITH WEAPONS WE FIGHT WITH BARE FISTS BUT YALL WANNA PULL WEPONS ILL GET MY ROPS ON OUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE ON….I ACTUALLY GOT A COTTON FARM YOUR BLACK ASS CAN COME WORK ON….HERE YOU GO FUCK OFF DUMB ASS SKUNK FUCKIN JIGGABOO WHORE LIVIN ON WELFARE
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well said girlfriend!!!
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America should be like all the other countries and poach the apes over running our society. Skin them and make tires or some shit smelling concauction to keep them out of our country. obama wants to make this country a socialist nigger cave, so be it, niggers can have their glory for 4 years but the south will rise again. Let the niggers run free on welfare living off the real American tax dollar. The people whom actually work for a living. KKK needs to be running our government not a retarded nigger like husaine barrock mohammed jihad. Or any nigger as far as that goes.
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How bout u shut ur fuckin mouth ur probley a stupid niger any how o and do want a grspe soda bitch
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Wow you must have really taken you a long time to come up with that and how where you able to spell everything so perfect. I mean I don’t even know you and yet by just a few words I know a bucket of shit has more common sense than you. Why don’t you use your welfare to pay for a education.
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u are a fucking retared he is half white go to hell get a job go to the back of the bus
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instead of taking guns off the street, I propose we offer upgrades to niggers when they turn in a gun. if a nigger turns in a .22, we exchange it for a .45 cal. so then when he shoots a nigger, that coon will die for sure. remember niggers kill niggers for a dollar, drugs, or a chicken leg.
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Hey nigs, how is my hard earned money the monkey Obama is giving you ? Slit your wrists with your broken crack pipe coon boy.
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michelle obama wearing a burka is change I can believe in.
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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE KORAN IN THE NEW UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA…ONE NATION UNDER ALLAH….WITH CHICKEN AND KOOL-AID FOR ALL.
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Take me out to the auction, take me out to the crowd….buy me some negroes and africans, I don’t care just as long as I’m not black….so its rope rope rope for the whip~ping, if they try to run they’ll be hanged…so its 1, 2, 3 lashes for the negroes at the old farm house…
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your fucking mum is in the barn house as a fucking smelly white COW!! mooooooooo
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do it.
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He thinks he’s Allah….yeah sure & I’m Colonel Sanders.
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Not only is he the first nigger president. He’s also the first muslim, terrorist, socialist, cock sucking, mother fucking coon-boy president. Just because Michelle ‘the mutt’ butt-face Obama walks upright & doesn’t have a chicken-bone pierced nose, she is still a pompous cunt of a nig-muslim bitch.
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Everytime I poop, & turn around to flush the toilet, I waive goodbye to the Obama family – looks just like ‘em !
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These jokes are so funny
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I just got my christmas lights up and they remind me of niggers They’re all chained together and only half the mother fuckers work
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yes god one
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now how can you not like that joke you must be
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these jokes are great !!!!!!! Obama needs to be put outta office. hurry up guys and get sick before he takes away ur right to go to the doctor
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why are you so racist
your so pathetic
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Racisism is a religion, therfore chosen by the rightful nigger haters that dont get everything handed to them. When God said let there be light he didnt say open your boot lips and shine you nasty, greasy teeth
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Happy Kwansa Obama, you fucking muslim nigger.
Infidel.
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DID YOU HERE THEY JUST PAINTED THE WHTE HOUSE BLACK ? ? THEY ALSO CHANGED THE NAME TO ‘THE CRIME HOUSE’
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I THINK YOU ALL ARE IGNORANT! THESE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL! YOU ALL NEED TO JUST GO TO HELL! RACIST WHITE BASTARDS. THAT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU ALL ARE UNDER THE RULING OF A BLACK MAN. BITCHES
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You know what shynece? You can go suck a donkeys dick. As far as you know there could be a black person making these jokes, you racist black bastard
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ha he/she probably couldnt fit the whole thing in their mouth lol!!
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Shynece, if you haven’t realized you have been under the ruling of white people your whole life as of now, so suck on that NIGGA!
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He’s high yella’, or a half-breed buck nigga. That’s why his IQ is a little above the African American Negro averages. Full blooded negras have an IQ of around just 70 according to Gov’t stats. But its illegal to administer IQ tests to coons at schools any more. Wonder why?
He’s still stupid as shit
and ruining the country now. It will backfire. There should be a law againt coons being in any office, look at their dismal track record.
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hmm we are racist white bastards. And the comment you made was not?Think it over budd!
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shut the fuck up you stupid coon your people are still fuckin pissed cause my people put yours in chains, trees, workhouses
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shut the fuck up you stupid coon your people are still fucking pissed cause my people put yours in chains, trees, workhouses
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FUCK YOU YOU RACIST MONKEY!
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