Barack Obama Jokes
Obama Joke 01
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Obama Joke 02
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Obama Joke 03
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Obama Joke 04
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
I’ve been reading the various Obama joke pages online and have to say they generally aren’t very good! If you’ve thought of a funny Obama joke please post it as a comment.
Also see Black Jokes One Liners and Nigger Jokes for similar types of politically incorrect jokes.
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Did you hear Obama lowered the American flag to half mast at the WHITEhouse ? ? it was too high up for him to light it on fire & burn it.
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Michelle ‘the mutt’ Obama is sitting with her dog on the lawn. When the dog takes 1 lick on her face, he goes back to licking his own asshole.
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why are the Obama & no good nigger jokes on separate pages ? they are one in the same. that is like barack the spook putting his chicken on 1 plate, & his watermelon on another plate.
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Q. What do you call a person who drives a white and black truck?
A. Obama
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How did Michelle Osama take a pregnancy test? She stuck a banana up her pussy and it came out half eaten, so theres another monkey on the way!
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what do you call a black cop ? ? a pigger
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Why does Obama leave the windows rolled up when he is riding in a car ? ? He thinks the nasty smell is coming from the outside.
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3 no good Niggers, Obama, Obama’s wife and Oprah where on a plane.
Obama said i could throw a 100 dollar bill out of this plane and make one person very happy..
Obama?s wife said i could throw ten 100 dollar bills and make 10 people very happy..
Oprah said i could throw out one-hundred, 100 dollar bills and make 100 people very happy?
and the Co -pilot said i could throw out 3 fucking jungle monkey negros and make 100 million people very happy.
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Love this one here. OBAMA (the nigger) goes to the doctor in Washinton DC. He complains he?s got neck pains. The doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The worthless nigger Obama, staands up on his feet and asks the doctor what?s the point ? ?
- Well I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it.
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y’all need to stop hating on barack obama because he runing the world and y’all aint runing shit
bye motherfuckas!!!!!!!
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you spelled
running wrong you dumb spook
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What do you call a black man wearing a badge, driving a police car?
A nigger.
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These are really mean jokes. Racism is sick whether you’re black or white. To be honest I can’t tell whose race is which until I read the screen names because everyone’s grammar sucks and I don’t understand what you’re saying. Obama being president doesn’t have to do with his race, it has to do with his slogan which is “Change.” Maybe you guys need to do that.
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go “change” your panties skank!
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Stolen Bike
A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, “you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put’s the little black boy and his bike in the back and get’s back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can’t find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, “We forgot to check the back.” So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says “Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don’t ever come back.” So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says “what the hell did you see back there?” the other says, “That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike”.
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stop hatin on obama dead ass cuz he tha BEST!!! jhuss stop suckin him hard haha HATERS
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Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree!
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SHELLEY & JANE – NIGGERS – you can have these 2 skanks. when u pull out of their 2-hole, aim for their face !
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Do us all a favor Jane & Shelley….. abort your black fetus.
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J A N E & S H E L L Y – I HOPE SOME NIGGERS RAPE U BOTH IN THE ASS – then we’ll see how much you love those shit stained niggers
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POLICEMEN CARE. And they’ve all attended sensitivity training at some point in their careers. The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man’s body in the Kentucky River just west of the ClaysFerry Bridge.The dead man’s name will not be released until his familyhas been notified.The victim apparently drowned. The cops found the body surrounded by empty bottles of Olde English, and the man was wearing black nylons. a pink G-string, and had purple lipstick on, and was wearing an OBAMA shirt. He also had a black dildo up his ass. The police removed the OBAMA shirt to prevent embarrassment to the family.
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SOME WHITE GUYS ARE JUST PLAIN NASTY, IT IS WHITE MAN WHO HAS BEEN FUCKING THIS COUNTRY UP. DUMB WHITE GUYS ARE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE SOME OF THEM HAVE SMALL PALE LOOKING DICKS.THEY HAVE HAVE TO BLAME THE BLACK RACE,BECAUSE THE BLACK RACE IS SO MUCH BETTER IN MANY WAYS!GET A BETTER (EDUCATION) OR BETTER YET TRY READING THE BIBLE!
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aye nigger go SUCK MAH PALE WHITE DICK. CAUSE U ARE A NEGRO NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. CRANK THAT COTTON JIN
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YOUUUUUU!!!!! CRANK DAT COTTIN JIN,,, BITCH!!!!!
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DUMB WHITE PEOPLE
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Obama Is Giving all of America A bad name who cares if he is the first black president. It seems to be the only thing that Obama has changed is the color of the presidents skin. thanks for nothing UNCLE SAMMIE OBAMIE! that is what happen when you make a house monkey president
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A red neck and a liberal were discussing politics, and the red neck said: “I just don’t understand how you could bring yourself to vote for a black guy, for president.” The liberal replied, “Now you can’t blame the guy for being black, that is something he inherited……….from Bush.”
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You guys are all IGNORANT and full of crap ! no matter what race you are everyone should have a tolerence and, not feel the need to be such sadist. If you all are so comfortable with your race why feel the need to tear apart and degrade other races?. Dont defend your race because you feel hurt rise above and do it because it simply not right. If these jokes are just “JOKES” why would anyone be hurt by them? not funny, huh .Im Native American and I think we should all get along and stop have such a hatred its HONESTLY the most sickest and most disgusting thing ive
ever seen in my life. Miserable people dwell in their misery and if you have strong morals you would’nt need to put others down. I can say with a straight face IVE NEVER been racist, made a racist comment or joke in my life .These
are not the thing that come to my head these “race jokes” are SICK and im disturbed.
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Jesus Was An Extra Terrestreal.
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been drinking fire water again huh chief??
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Michelle Obama gets on the city bus with her daughter & puts the coins to ride in the cup. The bus driver says that is the ugliest child i have ever seen!” The Nigger, Michelle, gets mad and storms to the back of the bus and sits down. She then tells the man beside her “the bus driver just insulted me and i am very offended!” The man replies, “you shouldnt take that, go give him a piece of your mind!” The Michele the Nigger Obama says, “you know, i think i will.” Then the man says, “you go give him hell, & i’ll hold your monkey.
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DID U HERE OBAMA JUST WON THE HEISMAN TROPHY FOR WATCHING A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME ? I HOPE HE CHOKES ON A CHICKEN BONE. IF I EVER SEE HIM I WILL SPIT A WATERMELON SEED RIGHT IN HIS EYE.
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u do know for all u black ppl haters yall all r a bunch of fucking bichs for saying all that shit
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I AGREE 100%
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Get Your Nigger-Ass An Education
And By Education I Don’t Mean Hooked On Phonics
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what do you call obama eating a big pile of shit ? ? a cannibal.
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Everything this piece of nigger shit stands for I disagree with. I hope u choke on a chicken bone barack. go back to africa and play hide & go fuck yourself.
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is obama a nigger or a muslim ? well he is worthless & steals from white people, but he also is friends with terrorists & on a jihad to ruin america. I wish Michelle the mutt would wear a burka & take her un-american family back to Africa. spear chuckin monkey nigs.
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Obama is the fucking anti-christ okay honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up like jfk. I mean if the health care plan goes through all of the people without health insurance are fucked okay. I mean $25,000 fine for not having fucking health insurance. talk about having our fucking rights taken away. So fuck him… That is such bullshit…. What the fuck has America come to now… With him as president this country is fucked. So fuck you “K_RILEY” Obama can go choke on a fucking chode.
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well put veronica, need more women like you in america. can’t stand the ones that sit around watching oprah propaganda!!
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Wow you guys are sad.
‘and going to hell btw all this hate is very childish and quite discusting,
this is my main reason for dislikeing most caucasian people
‘just the ones that act like yall^^”
Enjoy the heat bItcheszzzz =]
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fucKKK you nigger you uneducated dumbass!!!u cant fucking spell worth a fuck.
you know whats a crying shame??? when a cadillac with 4 niggers drive off a cliff…you know why???because a cadillac seats 5!
WHITE POWER—–all niggers go to hell
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HALF OF MII IS OFFENDED LMFAO,,, THEY ONLI ON HERE TO TALK SO LET PPL SAY WAT THEY WANT AS LONG AS U NOT OOSIN ONE WINK OF SLEEP BOOSKETTA
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What is the difference between the zoo and the white house? The zoo has an african lion and the white house has a lyin african.
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that was funniii lmfao
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heres an obama joke.
The government made an Obama quarter but they had a recall on them because his lips kept getting stuck in the vending machines.
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Yall are all some retarded ass idiots If I seen yall all in my road I would kick all of your asses for arguing over a fucking blue gum, porch monkey, jigaboo, fuckin nigger.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE LEE HARVEY OSWALD’S CELL PHONE # ? ? ?
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Yes “i have a dream” I have Lee Oswald’s cellphone and i just called him to give him your location, hopefully he has done us a favour and got rid of you by now.
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yea… 1-800-GET-GONE
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I just took a Michelle & wiped my Barack. Why do the Obama’s hate America so much ? ? because they are niggers, & they want the white people to give their money to the jungle monkeys
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whats three things that you cant give a nigger? a fat lip,a black eye, and a job. no fucking way!
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What would u call the flinstones if they were black??? NIGGERS!!!
What do u call a black man with a masters from harvard in a 3 peice suit with a breif case??? A NIGGER!!
What the differance between a nigger and a peice of dog shit??? The dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking!
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why do black kids stink ? ? cuz there moms gave birth by shitting them out into a garbage can.
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u kn0 wat obama iz a g00d man cuz if i were him iwuld fuc up da white racist bitchez in da w0rld
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blacks are such racist piles of shit, they ruin everything they touch…that is how we know that obama is black, he has nothing but a pile or ruin in his past and plans to continue to destroy in his future, he can’t handle the fact that blacks are ignorant, worthless, stinky, border line retarded (as a whole), shit colored, sub human slime that should all be caged not allowed to walk the streets with civil humans
know why obama thinks he is black? his mother was a whore, his dad a drunk that ditched his kid and obama has and very well still may be trading his asshole for crack cocaine
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So apparently there were over 2 million people at the 2009 inauguration…and only 4 of them missed work…
Some people are worried that Obama will become President and serve more than one term but no one’s ever heard of a black man keeping a job for more than 4 years.
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You wanted a good joke something laughable here it is…o b a m a
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What does obamas CHANGE stand for? Come help a bigger get elected. here’s another one out there for all you nigger lovers, what do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The. Bartender says, “were did you get that?” the parrot replies, “Africa” LOL
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how uu sound ..dumb ass sed obama can succk ma *** punk ass niqqqa
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Show your face cracker and you are horse meat…What do you think?
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What do Obama and JFK have in common? Nothing yet!
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DID YOU SEE HUSSEIN OBAMA’S NEW WELFARE ANNOUNCEMENT ? ? KFC value meals are just $2.99 ! !
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Obama should be shot
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THIS IS THE MOST CRAZY, RETARDED, CHILDISH WEBSITE I HAVE EVER BEEN ON WOWWW GROW UP GET A JOB…… NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATE ON OBAMA HE’S GOING TO BE HERE AND BE DAMN BETTER THAN BUSH 4 DAMN SURE….OR MACAIN “LOOKIN LIKE HE BOUT TO DIE ANY MINUTE” GET SUM BUSINESS!!!!
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how about this: KISS MY WHITE ASS YOU FUCKING TROLL
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Before obama ruins our contry sombody shoot his dumb black ass.
What do sperm and niggers have in common? Only one in a million work.
Why don’t niggers play hide and seek? Because nobody looks for them.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call A nigger with two peg legs? A waist of wood.
Why don’t sharks eat niggers? They think it’s wail shit.
What do you call a black preist? Holy shit.
How do you starve a nigger? Hide his welfaif check in his boots.
Funny ehh…
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none of u get it do u? he is doing his best and if he knew about these websites that put him down im sure he would still keep at it. i know why u ‘joke’ about this guy. its cause u’re insecure and think badly of urselves. and if u were the one that was trying ur best and all these people decided (without even knowing you!) that your an idoit, u wouldnt be very happy. infact just from reading some of these comments im sure u would put up a website insulting the people who are insulting you. do i see obama doing that? nope, cause he has a life! u dont. try getting one and u wont be so nasty u little revolting snots! i never said i liked obama, infact i dont even care about him! but there is a difference between not caring about someone and putting someone down. no one cares what u think of him, keep it to urself.
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maybe we could get jobs if that fuckin spook wasnt president
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This is why racist white ppl make fun of black people because yall use terrible english when defending yourselves and generally have no clue about politics. So if you want to actually make a difference take your asses to fucking college or do something with your lives.
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I think mccain looks pretty good for spending 7 years in a POW camp. have some respect for a veteran!
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did you hear about obama’s new christmas beverage? its watermalon juice and malt liquor.. they call it nignog.
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WHY DO BLACK MEN HAVE BIG DICKS? THERE DICKS ARE STRETCHED BECAUSE OF SUCKING EACH OTHER..
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The Obama girls are in English class and the following dialogue occurred:
Teacher: Girls do you know how to spell dictate?
Malia: Yes, D-Y- …
Teacher: No, not Y.
Malia: D-I-C-K
Teacher: No not K.
Malia: D-I-C-T-A-T-E
Teacher: Yes you got it. That’s great. Now can you use that word in a sentence?
Malia: Yes, I think so. Sasha say that daddy’s DICTATE gooood.
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“heres a great joke” needs to learn to spell you dumb nig.
WHATS THE ONLY THING FASTER THAN OBAMA RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WITH YOUR TV. Michele Obama with your DVD player
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obama went to his baba and ate a banana but forgot to wear his pajama.
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“heres a great joke”, have you ever heard of spell check!!! lmao!!
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FYI, dumbass: “heres” is not a spelling error. it’s a grammar prob. just b/c spell check can find your grammar malfunctions doesn’t make you bright in the least for knowing that means you rely on it all the time to keep you from making yourself look like a total ass, in fact, the kind of ass that you just made fun of. get a life.
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-Hallmark just announced they will be releasing Obama Christmas ornaments… Now every family in America can hang a nigger from a tree
-People said that pigs would fly before a black man became president and now look swine flu
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Barack Obama and Joe Bidden are on a sinking ship. Who get’s saved?
The country
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they said pigs would fly when a black person became persident,
instead we got swine flu.
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Obama’s daughter came up to him on her birthday and said”Daddy can i getta pony for ma birthday?”
He said,”Why the hell fo?”
She said,”well then can I get my hair done every other month?”
Obama said,”It’s better than gettin a pony!”
Then she said,”Geez daddy your the fucken president, you’re supposed o be smart! if i get a pony, I won’t have to BUY new hair!!!”
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Mr. and Mrs. President come home to the White House after a Democratic dinner party and Mr. President is very tense. Mrs. President feels sorry for him and pours him a glass of brandy. She takes him by the hand and leads him to the fireplace where a fire is crackling beautifully. Mrs. President sits in a chair with Mr. President’s brandy without giving it to him as she unclasps her dress exposing her full supple breasts. She puts her finger in the brandy, swirls it around then rubs the brandy on her nipple. Mrs. President begins to moan softly as her nipples become erect. Mr. President likes what he sees and kneels in front of Mrs. President and gently starts to lick the brandy off her nipples. Mrs. President moans louder as she lays her head back in pleasure. Mr. President moves his hand down to the bottom of her dress and lifts it up to surprisingly find Mrs. President wearing no underwear and her well shaven lips are moist from excitement. Mr. President uses his finger to open her luscious flower and plays with her erect hood while still tonguing her nipples. Mrs. President is squirming with desire. No longer can Mr. President contain himself so he takes out his throbbing member and slowly slides it into Mrs. President’s wetness. Mr. President starts to thrust harder and harder watching Mrs. President’s breasts bounce with every force. Mr. President sucks on Mrs. President’s nipples as he pushes himself inside her deeper and deeper causing Mrs. President to intensely climax. Mr. President becomes ultimately excited by his wife’s climatic moans and peaks with her. As they both reach their zenith together, they hold each other closely. Mr. President stayed inside Mrs. President laying his head on her breasts while he softened. They both kissed each other and exchanged I love you. Mrs. President asks, “How do you feel Mr. President sir?” Mr. President replies,” I feel so good I think I may side with the Republicans.”
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where does the only monkey species native to the U.S. live?
in the white house
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Barack Obama is living proof that no matter how successful a nigger becomes – He will always live in government housing
Did you hear about the new official drink of the white house? Kool aid
Fuck you ya fuckin nigger fuckers! All greasy niggers must burn!
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AWWW! You mad ain’t it!! You’ll NEVER be as good as that “nigger”, so just what do you think of yourself?? lol Wouldn’t it be ironic if you died in a fire!! lmbo
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obama is a nigger and a muslim.. he got the worst of both worlds …ha ha..nigger
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good nigger !!!!
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Saint Peter asked Obama “Hey didn’t you get elected president?” Obama replied “yeah fifthteen minutes ago!”
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OBAMA TOLD THE WHITE PERSON BITCH GET THAT FUCKIN COTTON,YOUR GONNA NEED SOMETHING TO WIPE YOUR AIDS INFECTED ASS WITH YOU WHITE CRACKER
“YES SIR” REPLIED THE HONKEY.THEN THEN HUNKYS WHITE TRASH WIFE CAME OUT TO GIVE OBAMA AND HIS DOUGHTER SOME LEMONADE THEN OBAMA SAY “GET OUT OF HERE HAILY RIGHT QUICK,THIS PALED SKIN CREATURE RIGHT HERES’S ABOUT TO WORK HER TOUNG.”SO HIS DOUGTER WHENT INSIDE TO JOIN HER MOM WATCHING WHITE CRACKER HELF KILL EACH OTHER.SO OBAMA UNZIPS HIS PANTS AND SAYED TO THE WHITE TRASH WHORE “LICK,LICK,MY AFRICAN AMARICAN,PRESIDENT DICK.”
lol funiest joke on this bitch ^ ^
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White people created the country you live in and there’s a small percentage of african americans here anymore, just black americans there’s a big fucking difference. And for one i’d be glad for my tax money to actually be used for something good and i would personally buy you a one way plane ticket back to africa FUCK YOU
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why does obama always bring up the word CHANGE..
because it stands for: Canyou Help A Nigger Get Elected =]
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WOW THIS IS SOOO STUPID… OBAMA IS THE BEST DON’T MAKE FUN OF HIM U HATERS.
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I’m from the UK so maybe don’t fully get what is Barack Obama to the USA right now:big ray of hope, especially to black people (hope he does you all proud).
That being said, don’t you think it’s a great place to live (UK or USA and similar places) where we can make politically incorrect jokes about one of, if not the most powerful men on the planet right now?
As a side note I found it quite funny and sad that America would rather vote what appeared to me to be an almost unknown black man as president rather than a white women who was very popular at the time!
Anyway, could you imagine what would happen to me (I own this joke site) if I lived in Iran and made jokes about the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (cough, should I say dictator as he’s no longer democratically elected)!
I’d be living in fear of my life right now!
Hmm, I should make a Funny Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Jokes page, if I stop moderating this site, well it would suggest I’ve been ‘taken out’ by some Iranian heavies
The Joker
do you accually think obama is smarter than bush?? cuz if you do than your a dumbass, just like him! haha
“if dumbasses could fly than the white house would be an airport!” i didn’t acually make that one up. i found it on the internet.
lol. very funny.
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this aint funny either you damn haters
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you know how obama is always talking about change, you know what change stands for.
C= come
H= help
A= A
N= nigger
G= get
E= elected
you heard hallmark is coming out with a obama christmas ornimant right? yeah that way every family in america can hang a nigger from a tree.
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