Comments on: Obama Jokes

By: spear chuckin bush monkeys

spear chuckin bush monkeys — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:56:50 +0000

On Tuesday Obama announced to the press that coupons for a free KFC Grilled Chicken dinner would be available on his website.

The giveaway was an overwhelming success.

In fact, worthless Niggers received $30 billion in chicken dinners provided by taxing (robbing) the white man.

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By: rope necklace

rope necklace — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:36:30 +0000

Washington DC officials said a chickenhouse farm fire claimed the lives of 22,000 chickens that were set to go to market Wednesday…Obama is expected to announce the 99 cent Blackened Chicken Sandwich at KFC shortly.

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By: Anatoli

Anatoli — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:38:42 +0000

Subhuman nigger savages!!!

Fetch the fuckin’ rope!

Old ladies just wanna get around town,
they don’t want to sit next to something brown,
You’re vile, disgusting, revolting and black
so keep walking nigger
and get in the back

Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us

That stupid fucking chimp Rosa Parks was a cunt, that brain-damaged monkey tried to sit in the front,
she forgot that she was from an inferior class,
If she was here now i’d kick her primate ass

Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us

You stupid fucking ugly nigger piece of shit,
You’d better find yourself another place to sit,
When you get on the bus you’d better walk by,
‘Cause if you sit in the front you’re gonna die.

Back of the bus, back of the bus, we don’t want you to sit near us

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By: John

John — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:01:23 +0000

Obama is a politician…and politician is just a fancy way of saying liar. Secondly all the coons that call whites racist…umm you people are just as bad..kind of like the pot calling the kettle black now isn’t it ?

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By: Michelle "the Mutt"

Michelle "the Mutt" — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:31:05 +0000

What do Michelle Obama and KFC have in common ? ?

After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

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By: Michelle and Barack

Michelle and Barack — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:22:22 +0000

Michelle asked Barack when they laid down in bed to have sex, should we be erotic, or kinky tonight ?

Erotic = using a feather

Kinky = using the whole chicken

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By: Obama and Osama

Obama and Osama — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:19:34 +0000

Osama Bin Laden speaking to Obama:

Barack, “If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster.

What would you have?”

2 ft. of my cock in your nigger ass.

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By: chicken niglets

chicken niglets — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:30:37 +0000

Q. Why did the school Obama’s daughters attend alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? ? ?

A. They only had one camel.

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By: Michelle "the Mutt" Obama

Michelle "the Mutt" Obama — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:34:39 +0000

Q: HOW DO YOU IMPREGNATE MICHELLE OBAMA ? ?

A: CUM ON HER SHOES AND LET THE FLIES DO THE REST ! !

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By: Gspot

Gspot — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:25:36 +0000

hahahaha this is the best thing i ever reaaad!!!

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