Barack Obama Jokes
Obama Joke 01
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Obama Joke 02
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Obama Joke 03
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Obama Joke 04
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
I’ve been reading the various Obama joke pages online and have to say they generally aren’t very good! If you’ve thought of a funny Obama joke please post it as a comment.
Also see Black Jokes One Liners and Nigger Jokes for similar types of politically incorrect jokes.
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794 responses to Obama Jokes
I sat on Obama’s cock, now we both have aids.
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Barack is HIV positive & Michelle ‘the mutt’ has herpes.
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Sheik Obama has returned from yet another vacation. Everybody hide your wallets. Previous Presidents when they traveled stayed as a guest of some wealthy contributer or friend or even went back home. Not the Sheik though. He both travels and stays using the wealth of the American People. I personally don’t like having to pay for a President turned rockstar. Coming to a store near you. Guitar Hero Obama World Tour.
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good point Dennis, & Michelle ‘the mutt’ too…..i wish her plane would crash. Hide your fuckin wallet, the muslim monkey has his eye on it.
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Thank You Mr. Roper. Keep Hanging them High.
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Obama: Allah akbar johnny jihadi dune coon sand nigger turbin wearing camel riding bananna eating tree climbing no good muslim fuckin nigger
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Obama walks into the bar and the bartender says ‘hey ya fucking nigger’.
Obama replies ‘excuse me ?’
The bartender says I’ll be right back. He comes back a few minutes later with a plate of chicken & a pint of koolaid
When the bartender comes to check on Obama the nigger, that monkey had sucked the chicken down to the bone.
The bartender then takes 1 of the chicken bones & stabs Obama in the neck over & over again shouting ‘die muslim nigger die’
Obama dies on the floor, the bartender pisses on him, & the bartender becomes a hero as he just saved America.
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it’s almost the 1st of the month, i’ll bet you niggers are watching for the mailman for your welfare check.
I hope you monkeys choke on a chicken bone or overdose on crack and die….die spooks die.
you niggers keep killng each other for me
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I don’t care who you are that shit about the nigger janitors dying when the twin towers fell was some funny ass shit dennis rocks….
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oh my fuckin god war machine you made me laugh so fuckin hard lol roflmao
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Thank You War Machine. See Dingo, Obama Jokes do change the world for the better.
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There is nothing to see. I only expect wickedness and devilishment from a race of devils. that comes natual to you kind. If a cat barked, or a dog meow that would be quite a suprise because it’s not in their nature to do so.
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what do you call obama?
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
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F A I L U R E
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Of the HIGHEST Degree. Even by African standards.
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WHAT IS OBAMA ?
PROOF THAT MUSLIMS FUCK MONKEYS.
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I saw a new Obama family photo today….
they were all up in a tree eating banannas.
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that had to be the white side of the family.
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It seems that Obama Inc. has managed to kill the Viper. Why could’nt it have been the other way around? What kind of “ASSHOLE” could in any way be happy with this “Fuckhead” being President?
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Ask the majority of america who put him in the white house. peckerwood.
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I have Bro, And every one of the Stupid Fucks regrets the hell out of it. I’ll take a guess and say that you were one of those ASSHOLES.
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Yes Dennis, I was one of those voters responsibe for casting that historic vote that putting the first of many to come, blackmen into the whitehouse. Obama is without a doubt the most intelligent president this country has ever seen. But the thing that stands out the most is that within the large majority of americans who put him in the white house there had to be some racist bigots like yourself who were so impressed by his intelligence that they voted for him.
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Can’t say that I had a hand in this “MAJOR FUCK UP” I can understand a how you were able to vote for him though. About 75% of the so called “Smart Niggers” voted for him and about 120% (Extra 20% of votes provided by “Dead Niggers” aka voter fraud.) of the “Totally Fucked Up Uneducated Niggers” who just wanted a Nigger for President crawled out of their holes to vote for a Brother. Which one of these classes do you fall into? The White’s who voted for him are a different matter. I do not have compassion for these Idiot’s. They must now live with their decision and lose everything they had.
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Dennis you stated” The White’s who voted for him are a different matter. I do not have compassion for these Idiot’s. They must now live with their decision and lose everything they had.” You too must live with their decision unless you plan on leaving to country.
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Dingo, You type my words very well. No Mushmouth at all. You must be somebodys secretary. No, I don’t ever plan on leaving the U.S. I will stay and continue to fight the good fight until we rid ourselves of the kind of evil being waged against us by Obama and his kind.
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“Fight for good”, only blacks like Obama are capable of such a thing. That takes courage. maybe one on your Obama jokes can change the world. Ha Ha Ha Ha. “NOT”
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The only things that Niggers have fought for lately are Crack Rocks and Obama Cash.
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so fuckin true. Any whites who voted for him…. what the fuck? How could you look at his policies and think, hell ya, he looks responsible, He’s a fucking black piece of shit! I’m blacker than him! And if you look online his wife has sex tapes wit other hood niggers. Black people sometimes piss me off! Sometimes? Check that, 99.99% of the time. There is one black man on earth that I can stand. Bill Cosby haha. All of the other niggers can light themselves on fire before I do. Big dicks, ya right they don’t wash them so gunk and shit builds up. Half of it ain’t even prolly a dick.
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some body seems jealous too me.
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yuk fu, how come you know so much about black penis? Bet that butt hole is stretched.
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FUCK THAT SHIT EATING, POLE CLIMBING, TREE HUGGING, CHICKEN STUFFING, WATERMELON POUNDING, AID INFECTED, CHIMPANZEE “TRAITOR OBAMA!” MOTHER FUCKING WIFE OF A HORROR HAS HERPES TOO!
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check his approval ratings Mandingo the Monkey….
Only 41% approval rating, more people dislike that piece of garbage.
1 Term Nigger and Out.
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Maybe Sooner.
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Approval ratings are meaningless because they constantly go up and down. The only one that counts is the one after he leaves the white house because its only then can we formulate a rating of the job he’s done in its entirety.
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polls indcate people don’t like that nigger & they made a mistake.
I know he is the first nigger president.
he is also the first non U.S. Citizen to be president.
the first Muslim
the first monkey
the first aids patient
and the worst president in history.
His failure is so epic it is unbelievable to watch him crumble.
he goes against the american people on every single issue.
I hope he dies.
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Roper, your children and your children’s children will call him legandary for generations to come. When they mention you they will hang their heads in shame and know how much of a cowardly narrow minded man you were. who did nothing with his life but stay on joke websites calling people names. Your a nobody. Should have been aborted.
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I’m sure that his children and his children’s children will call him something but, it won’t be a legend. And the history will be there to back him up. In order to achieve legend status you first have to do something to earn it. Something this “FUCK” will never be able to do. Being Black alone just ain’t gonna get it.
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dennis you should be on your knees thanking the lord a compassionate blackman became president and not one like me who knows the true nature of a white man.
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DENNIS, YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES …..lowering mandingo into a hole in the ground after we lynch him.
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Am I to understand Stanley roper and dennis the menace want to lynch “Mandingo”,The Mandinka (also known as Mandinko) are one of the largest ethnic groups in West Africa with an estimated population of eleven million. They are the descendants of the Empire of Mali, which rose to power under the rule of the great Mandinka king Sundiata Keita. That’s the best joke yet hands down.
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After he’s in. Can we light him up with some gasoline and watch him burn? Oh can we pleasssssse???
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Hey Bro, You think that you could have a little talk with “Mr. Compassion” and get him to return all the money his Policies and “Dumbass Ideas” are going to be stealing from me during his time as a “Squatter” in my White House. You can have him start with my share of what it cost to fly his Black Ass all around the United States and Abroad on totally unnecessary trips and his multipal vacations.
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Ok Mr. Roper I’ll kick the shit out of them and you string them up. Should’nt take more that an hour to handle that many untrained half starved pieces of subhuman garbage. Afterwards Beers are on me.
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Every president paid for policies through tax payer money but because he’s black you want a refund. Why weren’t you asking for your money back when Bush spent trillions on the lie of “weapons of mass destruction” not to mention the thousands of american lifes loss. He is Mr Compassion because he allows simple minded white trash people like yourself a platform to let of some steam. But the intelligent white crackers he is willing to work with.
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Roper and yourself only exist on this website. Once you log off and come outside the trailer you’ll asses belong to us. We dictate how for you can take this shit.
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The Real Mandingo— Funny how you say to Roper that he does nothing with his life but sit on joke websites calling people names…. But.. sir… What are you doing?! Sitting on a joke websites.. calling people names. So.. therefore.. What are you doing with your life? Nothing, I would assume.
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Yes I totally agree with you 100% if I were equal to Roper but unlike staney, there are certain facts and truths that go along with my name calling.
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2nd Class Citizen
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If you represent a first class citizen, then thanks for the compliment.
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Fuck You! God damn cotton sympathizer!
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Your Boy’s approval rating decreases with every dollar that both he and his family mooches from the White Man. Niggers don’t give a fuck because they have nothing anyway so what can they lose. In reality your Boy and his family will be moved out about 6 months early (Don’t worry they will be moved into a former FEMA trailer on the Black side of D.C. Oh wait!!! all of D.C. is Black so I guess it dos’nt matter) just so that we can make the formerly White House habital for our next President. And I’m “DAMM” Sure he won’t be a Nigger. This experiment has already “FAILED”
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America has seen her last white president. As we speak they are already changing the name of the white house to the black house.
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You know that once a building goes to black. You just have to Burn it to the Ground and bury the ashes in a shallow grave.
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Ah, don’t worry about that. Blacks are running things now, besides burning to the Ground and bury the ashes in a shallow grave only occurs when white people are inside. 911 proved that.
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Dingo, I would’nt laugh too loud about that. A lot of Nigger Janitors died when those towers fell.
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Dingo, What is with this “We Dictate” Bullshit? You got a mouse in your pocket? Why does it always take more than 1 Nigger to get a job done? Even then you still have to explain the job to them 3 times. After all that, they still fuck it up.
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Yes some blacks were killed in those towers and our hearts and condolences go out to them. They were not the targets. God has passed judgement on white america and their script is already written. There are certain risks blacks take being this close to a devil race these days. I don’t mean these fews ignorant dum crackers like roper and yourself but those in powerful positions who values money and power over human life.
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The Real Mandingo— Youre right.. blacks ARE running things now.. AND LOOK AT OUR COUNTRY!!! Wheres it going?! UNDER! We are no longer what America was built on. America is… a shit hole right now thanks to the blacks. …. Just saying. Youre fighting a fight that you cant win, sir.
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you and i both know this country was on the decline way before obama was in the picture. The fight blacks are fighting is a fight you cannot possibly understand. You are in no ways qualified to define our condition until you have experience our conditions. You trying to justify these two racist crackers rhetoric is in my opionion is “A FIGHT YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY WIN”
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take off his suit and put a wrap-around on him and send him back to Africa
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There is a great way to handle Obama the president, crack and bananas. His daughters and wife are pig fucks. Obama we will get your ass soon. I promise death to that illegal nigger.
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No one wants to harm obama who doesn’t wish harm on themselves or their families.God is with him. there is no way he could have achieved what he achieved in this country other than a higher power.
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Allah, Al Qaeda, & the Taliban are definitely with him.
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Al Qaeda, & the Taliban only exist because of wicked white rule.
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NIGGER PLEASE, YOU AND THE MONKEY NIG OBAMA ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT BELIEVE THAT.
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Well their targets are not niggas. you go figure.
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Because Niggers like to shoot each other for free.
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Dingo, Hired Assassins don’t care what denomination you are. Besides Obama is a Fucking Muslim. His god ia Allah, the god of all fucking backwards ass cave dwelling Raghead Terrorists. At this time in history both America and the Real God hate these peoples guts. Obama acheived all that he has through Lying, Stealing and totally taking advantage of every fool that voted for him. Does that sound like anything that God would be involved in. By the way. it was pretty white of you to care for all the blacks that died in those towers. If you were a True American you would be outraged by all the deaths that occured that fateful day. Please turn in your African American status and get the fuck out of the U.S.
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If hired assassins didn’t care what denomination you were, why are they trageting wealthy white locations. . Besides if Obama was a Muslim then why would he be a member of a baptist chuch and not the mosque. If you where to stop quoting stereo types as fact and really research religion, you would find that Allah and the all mighty god are almost identical. The same goes for muhammad and jesus. So before you criticize a muslim’s god, you must first be willing to criticize your own. As far as cave dwelling goes, that was exactly where and how your white race was living over in europe prior to Moses bringing the gospel to them. You are not the spokesperson for America or the Real God so you don’t qualify to determine which people’s guts they hate. Me caring for all the blacks that died in those towers was being anything but “pretty white”. White folkes in this country are slaves to power and positions. Thats why you called the blacks who died janitors. I serve a god bigger that the president, the white house or america. He is outraged by all the deaths of innocent lives. Not just on american soil. I am a African living in American. There is no status to turn in. If i were to tell you to go back to where you came from where would you go? You are nothing more than orphan to this planet, you have no origin.
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You by far are the stupidest piece of shit, by your crafty comments. I know your identity, least you be Robert Gibbs.
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People Please,
Obama is our president and as such we owe him some respect. I got the rope who has the tree? I’ll prostitute his daughters out for welfare cheese.
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string his muslim nigger ass up !
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I dont care that Obama is black at all. I just care that he is unqualified to be president and doesnt care about America at all. If there was a black republican running I would be fine with him/her being president.
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crackity crack crack on the muslin nigger’s back.
give me back my wallet obama, you fucking nigger thief. That monkey just keeps on robbing.
1 term nigger. Hopefully before that JFK style.
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Obama must be a Fucking Muslim. He spends our money like he is some kind of Arab Sheik. Barack Obama The “ULTIMATE” Welfare Nigger!!!!!!!
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You people are a joke… hahaha
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your just a dirty anti-american arab fuk arent you
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NOBODY’S FUCKIN KILLED THAT NIGGER YET?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
FUCKIN DO IT!!
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O.K. Can we use you as the dummy? You dummy.
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Obama prays to Allah for the destruction of America & implements his plan every day.
I pray for a rope around his nigger neck. & Michelle ‘the Mutt’ Butt Faced Obama & her nigger kids to drown in a pool of Monkey piss.
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No, it just validate the fact that you come from a race of wicked people(DEVILS) and where ever you go deceit, mischief and death is not far behind.
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Go drown yourself in a bucket of piss! I’ll donate the window to throw it out of!
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OBAMA IS A POLITICAL AMATUER, AND THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
1 TERM IS ALL YOU MONKEYS ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF HIM.
AFTER THIS NOVEMBER, YOUR GOVERNMENT CHICKEN AND KOOL-AID DINNER WILL BE CUT OFF.
SPELL THIS FOR ME MONKEYS ~ J O B , NOW, SAY IT OUTLOUD, JOB, NOW GO GET 1.
I AM TIRED OF PAYING YOUR GOV’T SUBSIDIZED HOUSING, WELFARE, HEALTHCARE AND THE REST.
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Obama Jokes
OBAMA IS A JOKE……
FETCH MY ROPE !
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Obama said he would like to see more black people on TV now that hes president. Fox agreed to play Americas most wanted 9 times a day.
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FUNNY SHIT
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that shyt is funny
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