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- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
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Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to...
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A...
Animal Truism Joke 01 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Animal Truism Joke 02 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving...
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- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- The more of it you put...
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?"...
- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.- Mother said there would be days like this, but she...
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