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No keyboard presentHit F1 to continueZen engineering?Hal, open the fileHal, open the darn file, HalOpen the file, please HalOut of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,But we never will.Having been erased,The document you're seeking Read...
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating onlibrarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."The second said, "I...
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a blankety-blank checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up...
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number...
A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open."The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week," says the technician who answers...
Elevator Joke 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Elevator Joke 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Elevator Joke 3. Crack open your...
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