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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: How can...
>>Healthy Question: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Healthy Answer: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually....
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The...
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can...
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in New York City. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables...
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot...
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing...
Book Title Joke 1 How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts Book Title Joke 2 Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis Book Title Joke 3 The Spicy Sausage by Delia...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
Cannibal Joke 1 Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Cannibal Joke 2 Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater. Cannibal...
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