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An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.One day, while the old...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?â€â€œYes,†said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.â€The lawyer asks Sam again,...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this:Judge: "Do you know...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary"? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer asks Sam again,...
A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by...
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there."What happened?" asks the first officer."Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail.""Good grief,"...
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went...
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished English." Newspaper Blooper 1 A college friendship that began a year ago ended...
Answer Me This Joke 1 What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? Answer Me This Joke 2 Do steam rollers really roll steam? Answer...
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