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Simple Operation Joke

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Our Four Sons Money Joke

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Mad Cows

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?" Permalink Mad Cows...

School Play Joke

A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school's play. His father was really proud of him and asked, "So, what part did you get?" The little boy replies,...

Family of Apes Joke

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After Christmas Thought Joke

A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that...

Pirate and Parrot Joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal." The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's...

At the Old Folks Home

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Flower Bribes

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Pig in a Bar

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