“Hillary Clinton’s opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she’s going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is the first time in history that a Clinton is the ‘family
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What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?You can enjoy all but the head.What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?The…
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear
A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and
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An asian guy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg who was alrea…
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Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn’t play twiddlywinks with them.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
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An old woman wants to seduce her husband (old man). One night, she wore thongs but her husband did not notice her, he fell asleep so fast. Next ni…
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How do you catch a polar bear?First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”"Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”The manager opens his dictionary and reads: “Panda: a tree-dwellingmammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and whitecoloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
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Reporter: There are many allegations for your disqualification in election. One allegation says you are not a Filipino citizen. Another allegation sa…
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work….
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