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Published on September 25th, 2006 by Joker in Just JokesWhat do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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A Japanese arrived at Manila Airport and rode a taxi:Japanese : that building how long it takes to construct? (referring to 5-star hotel)Drive…
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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.As it was the first day, she gave her intro and asked all the students to introduce themsel…
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John, Paul, Peter and Thomas reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who s…
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There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy. Bob Barker was the emcee: Contestant No. 1 (from an American firm): …
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- Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.-
You place a classified asking less than $1.-
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.-
Higher math means counting over 10.-
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.-
You have a lucky rabbit’s foot
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyesDamn, I’m good at telling lies!————————————–I see your face when I am drea…
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After much discussion an employee took her to the office of the president. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She sai…
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The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retiredto his …
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.”Just think how nice i…
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A man takes his dog to the vets. Vet said i will have to put youre dog down. Person says why. Vet says it is heavy.
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Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs.
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