Funny Jokes

Yo Daddy Joke 1
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.

Yo Daddy Joke 2
Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.

Yo Daddy Joke 3
Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

Yo Daddy Joke 4
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy Joke 5
yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.

Funny what babies do with food, so give us your best funny caption for the image above.

What’s this baby duck shouting about? Give us a funny caption below.

This is one very funny picture of a dog.

Funny Law 1
Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Funny Law 2
Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

Funny Law 3
Breda’s Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Funny Law 4
Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.

Funny Law 5
Conway’s Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

Funny Phrase 1
All men are idiots, I married their king.

Funny Phrase 2
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Funny Phrase 3
Don’t drink and drive, You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Funny Phrase 4
Hang up and drive.

Funny Phrase 5
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Funny Phrase 6
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny Phrase 7
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Funny Phrase 8
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Funny Phrase 9
Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.

Some of these are hilarious, a must read.

AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets.

ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.

APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

BABY: 1) Dad, when he gets a cold. 2) Mom’s youngest child, even if he’s 42.

BATHROOM: a room used by the entire family, believed by all (except Mom) to be self-cleaning.

“BECAUSE”: Mom’s reason for having kids do things which can’t be explained logically.

BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.

CARPET: Expensive floor covering used to catch spills and clean mud off shoes.

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