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Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.Man Read in full at The Most Important Discoveries...
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem."The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,"...
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?" Read in full at Timing Is Everything...
"Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on the...
A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?""Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in...
A distraught young woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun. She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens...
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar...
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock...
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.Internationally known: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in...
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