Joke Published on December 28th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up “panda bear.” It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
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