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Perfect Man, Perfect Woman Joke

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day...

Perfect Penis

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day...

Finding perfect men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be...

The Perfect Job

- My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a...

Three Guys Go to Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter."So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?""None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great,"...

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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!"...

Three Guys in Heaven

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Would You Marry Again?

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband. "Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you...

Computer Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband:...

Wife Was Mad at Me

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.One signs to the other, 'Boy was my wife mad at me last night. She went on and on and wouldn't stop!'The other Buddy says,...