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Posted on November 22nd, 2006 in Really Funny Jokes

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

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