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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out."To save lives," the professor...

Physics Professor

A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lecture he would through himself from...

More Feline Physics

Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay...

Feline Physics

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.Law...

Barometer Uses

A physics student once got the following question in an exam: "You are given an accurate barometer. How would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper?" He answered, "Go to the top floor,...

Science Experiment Joke

You enter the laboratory and see a science experiment. How will you know which class is it? If the science experiment is green and wiggles, it's biology. If the science experiment stinks, it's chemistry. If the...

Obvious Relationship

Science has a language of its own which sometimes puzzles laymen. The word "obvious" is a case in point.A professor of physics, deriving some profound point of theory for the class, scribbled an equation on...

Funny School Jokes

School Joke 1 Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! School Joke 2 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect...

Chuck Norris Jokes

The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend...