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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out."To save lives," the professor...
One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor's office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the dumb blonde...
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.- Polymer physicists are into chains.- What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees". Read...
Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay...
Science has a language of its own which sometimes puzzles laymen. The word "obvious" is a case in point.A professor of physics, deriving some profound point of theory for the class, scribbled an equation on...
Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.Law...
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My...
One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find...
A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?" The student said, "Every word of...
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you...
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