A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.”The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.”Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”
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November 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
nice joke there u hve done i had a laugh reading it enywayz nice joke keep it up ok thankz cya?