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One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand. She rolled her eyes and said, "There...
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.- They were too close to the door to close it.- The buck does funny things when...
(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed...
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't...
A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site, and the owner read the card, which said, "Rest...
Funny Interesting Quote 01 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller Funny Interesting Quote 02 Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny...
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Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished English." Newspaper Blooper 1 A college friendship that began a year ago ended...
http://www.thejakartapost.com/detaillgen.asp?fileid=20060515193820&irec=0 MOUNT MERAPI, Central Java (AP): As thousands of people flee Indonesia's erupting Mount Merapi, the 80-year-old man entrusted by Javanese royalty to watch over the volcano's spirits is going nowhere -- and insists the...
Pig Joke 1 Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine ! Pig Joke 2 What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig...
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