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A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."Excited to prove to his...
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000...
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the children play inside." Read in full at Kangaroo Play...
My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!""Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?""Nothing. She's just having contractions." Read in...
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replies,...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.The successful one said, "How has everything been...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."The second...
About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface.Along with...
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and...
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