“Welcome to Entropy Burgers — may I take your order?”"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.”"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.”"I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name’s Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So
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