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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer....
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed....
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed....
A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker."I win!" said Johnson.Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!""How can you tell?" Phillips asked."Those aren't the cards I...
My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!""Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?""Nothing. She's just having contractions." Read in...
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs. Read in full at Cats Playing Poker...
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?""Fertilizer," the farmer replied."What are...
One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers...
- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. - During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. - He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." -...
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