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A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."Excited to prove to his...
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed....
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed....
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000...
A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker."I win!" said Johnson.Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!""How can you tell?" Phillips asked."Those aren't the cards I...
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs. Read in full at Cats Playing Poker...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and...
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,...
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replied, "I want...
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?""I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.""My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.""I know the...
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