My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, “Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, didn’t, can’t!”"Doctor, what’s wrong with my wife?”"Nothing. She’s just having contractions.”
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