- The Bill of Rights (Void where prohibited by law)- If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.- A fool and his mone can throw one heck of a party.- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?- Remember, half the people in the
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