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Pot Talking to the Kettle

Posted on January 17th, 2008 in Really Funny Jokes

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil’ tyke piped up, “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !” …

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