Posted on July 18th, 2007 in
Animal Jokes
Potato Joke 01
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
Potato Joke 02
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
Potato Joke 03
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Potato Joke 04
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It’s mashing!
Potato Joke 05
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
Potato Joke 06
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
Potato Joke 07
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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what did the potato say to the butter? you are too fat for me!
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Two potatoes are standing on the corner, and one of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which is the prostitute? She’s wearing a sticker that says I-da-ho! HAHA
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why did the farmer stem roal his potato feld coz he wanted to make mashed potato
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