Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says, “I-DA-HO”.Also, she has herpes sores on her lips.
Read in full at Potato, Potat-ho
Popularity: 1%
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.How do you describe an angry potato?Boiling Mad.Why didn't the mother potato want...
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching...
Ghost Joke 1 How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars. Ghost Joke 2 What did...
Salesmen Joke 1 A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will...
Cow Joke 1 Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock. Cow Joke 2 What did...
