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“Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?” — Bill Gates, 1981″Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949″I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson,
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