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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be...
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell...
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would...
My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill."Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price...
A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He...
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her, she launched into a tirade about prices these...
- She tripped over a cordless phone.- She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."- She told me...
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the...
Vampire Joke 1 Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood. Vampire Joke 2 Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye...
..They told me to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY." ..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", they put "Sagittarius." ..They asked for a price check at the Dollar...
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