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My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he...
- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the...
Banana Joke 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Banana Joke 2 How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a...
Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"The man says, "No, he's out playing...
On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crew members take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food.One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted...
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw "Mickey Sucks!" written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He...
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea Question: How would...
Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01 Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb. Yo Momma so Fat Joke 02 Yo momma so fat and...
What NOT to do when gambling in a casino Casino Joke 01 Don't ask casino security where the pinball machines are? Casino Joke 02 Don't butt into a private high stakes poker tournament game saying "mind if I join...
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