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Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.A man collided with a cow and completed the requested...
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?A receding hair line. Read in full at Rabbit Humor...
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?Write a whole note with "solo" above it. Read in full at Viola Humor...
Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: Go to moo-vies.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?A: To...
Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing...
What is even bigger than an elephant?A giant!What do you call an ant in space?Cosmonants & Astronants!What do you call an ant from overseas?Impartant!What medicine would you give an ill ant?Antibiotics!What is smaller than an...
Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A. In floatsQ: How do you make a dinosaur float?A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!Q: What...
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mash potatoes! What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. When is a farmer like...
Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll? Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because the rooster egged...
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was...
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