- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.- Bakers trade bread recipes on a
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Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by...
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?A receding hair line. Read in full at Rabbit Humor...
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?Write a whole note with "solo" above it. Read in full at Viola Humor...
Sign behind an Amish carriage:"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!" Read in full at Amish Humor...
Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: Go to moo-vies.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies...
