Posted on March 16th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. “Is the word spelled ‘put’ or ‘putt’?” she asked the instructor.”‘Putt’ is correct,” replied the instructor. “‘Put’ means to place a thing where you want it, of course. ‘Putt’ means a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
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