Posted on May 15th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
Here’s a few Dumb Blondes Following Instructions Jokes, showing when blondes follow instructions to the key.
Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Rating: 4.6/5
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again.”
Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonderrific Hair!
Rating: 4.5/5
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonde Puzzle
Rating: 4.5/5
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years.”
Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Rating: 4.2/5
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22….”
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