Some more quick Dumb Blonde jokes to make you laugh.
Dumb Blonde Title: Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.
Dumb Blonde Title: Confusing Blonde
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Dumb Blonde Title: 911
Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
She can’t find the eleven.
Dumb Blonde Title: Blonde Diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days “Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day.”
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, “How is your diet?”
She said, “Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired.”