Joke - Quick “just following instructions” jokes (Part two)
Joke Published on May 15th, 2006 by Joker in Blonde Following Instructions JokesSome more quick Blonde jokes to make you laugh.
Title: Adventures in Disneyland
Rating: 4/5
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.
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Title: Confusing Blonde
Rating: 4/5
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
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Title: 911
Rating: 3.8/5
Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
She can’t find the eleven.
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Title: Blonde Diet
Rating: 3.8/5
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days
“Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day.”
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, “How is your diet?”
She said, “Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired.”
Popularity: 11%
July 19th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Well you know i am a blonde to so anything and i will just be totally wierd well it only comes form my blonde moments and osmetimes there regular but sure i am always the funniest weirdest and blondest person in the family of mine but my sister can be one too. The only thing i know is that i know that there is not a 11 on a phone! And i also know that there is no corner in a circular room too i dont think i would be that blonde.. Yes i love ur blonde notes they are hilarious!!!