A case of quality not quantity with these free funny lawyer jokes, these are all to small to be put into their own topic.

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A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”

He replies, “No, I’m an asshole.”

Rating 4/5
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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

Rating 4.3/5
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Q: What is the definition “lucky break?”
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
A: There was an empty seat.

Rating 3.8/5
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Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he’’s dead.

Rating 4.4/5
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Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

4/5
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