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The Ant and the Elephant

An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when it suddenly stepped on a thorn, wedging it between its toes. Being in too much pain to continue, the elephant lay down and began to...

Elephant Time

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the...

How to Catch a White Elephant Joke

Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant...

Elephant Robbery

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery."You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass...

Funny T-Shirt – Democrat (Donkey and Elephant)

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Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk

Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help...

Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes...

Funny Elephant Jokes

Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at...

Yuma Puma

There once was a man from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke to a puma, Now his body lies, Under the hot desert skies, For the puma had no sense of huma. Read in full at Yuma Puma...

Ant Humor

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