Posted on April 4th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it he’ll be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
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