Posted on December 9th, 2006 in
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??? Reaching the end of a jobinterview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.??? “Inthe neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”???”Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, fullmedical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company carleased every 2 years…say, a red Corvette?”???”Wow! Are you kidding?”???”Yeah, but you started it.”
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