A Amish boy and his pa were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again, like by magic.
The lad asked, “What is this, pa?”

The father (having never seen an lift) responded, “I have no idea.”

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

Then the walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, “Go get your mother.”

Rating: 4.8.

Comment: One of the first free funny jokes you’ll find in and religious joke collection and a real gem. Many variations are avalible.