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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you...
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?The retail store. Read in full at Cat Tails...
Programmer at this retail chain gets an assignment to add some functionality to four reporting applications. One change request is to add passwords to one of the four applications -- but just one."Just doing one...
The man asks the girl if she's afraid and she shakes her head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and...
I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed.When the treatment ended, I asked if another appointment would be necessary.He said,"No, but if you experience any discomfort, you should callous back." Read in full at...
A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid said,...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have...
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. - An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. - An applicant wore...
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?""I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.""My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.""I know the...
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