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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him...
Bath Joke 1 How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub. Bath Joke 2 Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks. Bath...
Accountant Joke 1 An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get...
Funny Adult Joke 1 A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she's 18. Funny Adult Joke 2 A man noticed that his credit...
Old Age Joke 1 Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll Old Age Joke 2 An elderly lady did her...
Farmer Joke 1 This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have...
The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend...
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