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A dumb blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He...
- Hang up and drive! - Welcome to America. Now speak English - Heart Attacks. God's revenge for eating His animal friends. - Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. - Some people just don't know how to...
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny."None, they all fly away with...
Not looking for Funny BNP Jokes, try the BNP Policies Debate for discussing the BNP. British National Party Joke 1 A former BNP security officer has been fined for naming 12,000 members on the Internet. Like many of...
Lawyer Joke 1 A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor. Lawyer Joke 2 ...
Men Joke 1 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked...
50 Best Joke 1 Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. 50 Best Joke 2 The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier....
Doctor And Nurse Joke 1 A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he...
Marriage Joke 1 A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. What's up?...
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