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There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!'' The magician chased the...
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"? The lady was furious and continued on her way.On the way home, she passed by the petstore again...
A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his legs? When you...
The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his life-long pet parrot.First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said, “Reveille, Reveille. Up all...
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal." The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her...
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as...
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.""Why does that parrot...
Funny Rude Joke 1 Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny Rude Joke 2 Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? They can't get the...
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located...
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