Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are;- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the Duct Tape.- Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.- Never pass up
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